“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Praze it and Blaise it.
*touches wet food while doing dishes* *goes to therapy for six months*
I don’t know if they mean physical therapy or psych therapy, and I don’t know which one is funnier.
the turian infiltrator keeps headshotting enemies and I keep yelling “SCRATCH THAT ONE” “ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT” misc garrus quotes and I can literally hear him losing patience with me
"I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep”