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I am but one but I feel like none.

I'm 20, female, music education major, junior in college, and tired all the time. For More - About Me

thesoundofdakote I like ponies and fall out boy and mass effect and blink-182.

once I wrote on travis barker with a sharpie.

hips don't lie bitch

This is my hip bone. I just think that you needed something a little personal.
Posted on 21st Apr at 3:19 PM, with 18,101 notes

starlorde:

starlorde:

au where bucky/the winter soldier is stitch and steve is lilo

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Posted on 21st Apr at 3:19 PM, with 180,751 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:12 AM, with 94,710 notes

*touches wet food while doing dishes* *goes to therapy for six months*

I don’t know if they mean physical therapy or psych therapy, and I don’t know which one is funnier.

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:11 AM, with 20 notes

bard-core:

the turian infiltrator keeps headshotting enemies and I keep yelling “SCRATCH THAT ONE” “ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT” misc garrus quotes and I can literally hear him losing patience with me

Posted on 18th Apr at 7:37 PM, with 245,544 notes

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

Posted on 18th Apr at 7:18 PM, with 11 notes

"I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep”

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